Wondering how to break the ice with your dentist? Here's some great jokes and puns that your dentist will appreciate. You'll definitely be all the talk in the lunch room!
What is the dentist’s favorite animal? The molar bear.
What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? The Flossiraptor!
What’s the most popular hiking trail for dentists? Mount Brushmore.
What type of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty (2:30).
What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked.
Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? Because he knew the drill!
Why did the vampire go to the dentist? He wanted a fang-tastic smile!
What did one tooth say to the other? “you're so funny—I'm cracking up!”
Why did the teeth start a band? To make some jaw-dropping music!
Why do bad teeth tell lies? Because they can’t handle the tooth!
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster? Brace themselves!
What did the owl say when it found out it needed fillings? “Hoo knew!"
What did the tooth say to the dentist after a check-up? “Fill me in later!”
What did the dentist say to the gingerbread man? "You have gingervitis"
We know that the dentist's office isn't usually considered a funny place. But it never hurts to crack a smile! With these jokes, you'll have all our staff laughing.
Do you have any go-to dental jokes? Cheesy jokes, puns and laughter are always welcome at Wagner Dental!
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